It's been over a month, I'll admit I'm a little slow at coming up with interesting and/or stupid things to write about so if the following is just flat out boring or retarded then I've done my job. Seriously, no need to argue, read the blog title.Facial hair.... this stuff is my bane. I hate it. But if you've ever met me in last 5 years you will have probably noticed that I have had facial hair on my face. You might ask is there anything more duncical or hypocritical then that. My answer to that question is obivously yes, being that the topic of this post is quite meaningless, but I digress. Facial hair is my bane.
This stuff grows on my face believe it or not. In my younger youth I thought facial hair was the coolest thing ever. In high school I sported some mad chops, back off, it was the style. I couldn't wait for the day that I could grow a full beard. Well, I'm almost 27 years old and I'm still waiting for that that day to come. My 5 o'clock shadow is pretty impressive, but as the hair grows the sparseness shows. Huh, that ryhmed.
So now I've got a face that's full of long sparse hair. It doesn't look cool, trust me. So the next question comes to mind. Why don't I shave it? Solid question it is. Problem is I don't like to shave. And it's not just because I'm lazy but because I have super sensitive skin and I get major skin rash whenever I shave consistently.
So I am torn. I hate facial hair, but my fave hurts whenever I shave. Don't know what the answer is here, but my conclusion is that facial hair is nothing but a nuisance.
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